You know how sometimes you just really want to break up with somebody? After all, you don't really like to hang out with them as much as you used to. You work yourself up, and you're ready to pull the plug, but then you can't help but look back on how much history the two of you have, and how much the other person already knows so many of your idiosyncrasies, not to mention your likes (pretentious documentaries) and dislikes (Something Borrowed [if this movie were a baby, I would strongly consider punching it in the face (which is really saying something as I have no prior history of baby-punching)])*, and you realize you can't bear to cut ties just yet.
Now imagine that person you want to break up with is not an actual person, but a website called Netflix.
Boom. That sound you just heard was your mind being blown.
